Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Spray silicone muffin cups or a muffin tin with non-stick spray.
Place 1 cup cottage cheese in a colander with small holes, rinse with cold water, and let drain very well; gently press with a spoon if needed to remove excess moisture.
In a large bowl, combine 1 1/2 cups blanched almond flour, 1 1/2 cups flax seed meal, 1 cup finely grated Parmesan, 2 1/2 tablespoons baking powder, and 2 teaspoons Spike Seasoning. Stir until evenly mixed.
In a separate bowl, beat 8 eggs until well combined.
Add the drained cottage cheese and 1/2 cup thinly sliced green onion to the beaten eggs and mix until distributed.
Pour the egg/cottage cheese mixture into the dry ingredients and stir with a spoon or spatula until fully combined. The batter will be stiff.
Divide the batter among 12 muffin cups. Start with about 1/3 cup batter in each cup, then distribute any remaining batter evenly.
Bake for 25–27 minutes, or until the tops are lightly browned and feel firm.
Remove from the oven and let the muffins cool in the cups for 5–10 minutes, then remove from the cups and cool slightly before serving.